The Vice President and Travis are still walking Vice President That's good! Stan You guys stop it! Travis Kelly, I was just thinkin' about our babih. . I don't know if you can. Travis is asleep on the scalp, battered and bruised from the wind. This is exactly what you would do if you had had head lice! In response to this, the boys nevertheless proceed with the sock bath for Kenny's denial of having lice but Clyde doesn't join in.
How did I get this?! Cartman And this is exactly what Kenny would do: stand here and say nothing! The Vice President screams to his death on the sidewalk below. Travis takes a break on a hair stump. Clyde Wait a-wait a minute, what? Travis You can all stay here; I'm gonna try to save my babih. Clyde Well I guess we're never gonna know. Vice President Look, I know I messed up, all right? Travis Why you murdering bastard! Clyde glances at the louse and tosses it away. Travis Don't you get it? I just worry what kind of world our babih is gonna grow up in.
There's a policy in the schools not to single out a kid who has lice, because of the embarrassment it can cause, okay?! Louse 12 She was a lucky woman to have you. Cartman All right, now everyone back over there! So help me, if we live through this, I'm gonna see you rot in prison! That night, Clyde washes his hair with the shampoo, killing many of the lice. Vice President Your little fantasy of another world ends here! Louse 12 We've done it. We've reached the forbidden zone. Vice President It was a disaster! Accusations fly until Cartman devises a way to determine who has the bugs. Try to get everyone to blame me! But he uses this power for good, keeping watch over South Park as the illusive superhero Mysterion.
He originally joined forces with the boys to form Coon and Friends, but when they all turned against him, he teamed up with the Dark Lord Cthulhu. Travis This isn't going to stop. Mark, you have to hang on. Lead Screener You have lice. We all know what has to happen.
The world doesn't want you here! The liquid quickly eats through his pincer and he screams in pain. What are you gonna do to him? She's not afraid to go against the grain of what's popular or trendy and stands up for her principles and causes, most notably in her stand-off against Photoshop. Who's going to get attacked? South Park Elementary, day, Mrs. Kyle This is exactly what you would do if they found lice in your hair! Girl I have an ear infection. Cartman, Craig, and a few others - Token and Jimmy - are outside with socks and bars of soap. Vice President Actually, you're never leaving here either, Travis! This isn't getting us anywhere! Craig How do we know it was a boy? If we're gonna live, we have to get off this planet. Cartman All right, see you there! There's a way to find out who had sick-ass head cooties! Louse 9 I'm not leaving my husband.
The wind keeps blowing lice off hair. The lice go about their business, climbing up and down the hairs. One or two look around and notice a green liquid spreading over the scalp. The boys have all given their 30 cc's in the labeled Petri dishes. Louse 9 The forbidden zone.
I'll bet it was you! Travis What the hell do you want, Vice President?! It had to have been him! Cartman He lied to us all! Never thought it was real. Apparently we have a little problem here at the school which we need to talk about. Travis' wife Kelly is killed, but Travis, their baby Hope and a handful of other lice, including the Vice-President of the village survive. Craig I thought I was the only one. You have to stop them! I believe it is somehow, reacting to our presence on it. Clyde You guys, maybe we should just. Clyde and his mom sit with a man reading a magazine, and a girl with her mother.
You didn't come up with that experiment, Cartman, you saw it in that movie, The Thing! Whenever crazy things are happening in South Park, he and Kyle are there to provide the voice of reason and help resolve the problems, often with a comforting speech or at least some memorable highlights from Star Trek. After a long while, the fly alights on a new host and Travis drops to the ground, asleep. Travis We have to get out of here now, Kellih! Travis backs up a bit, then turns to run. Travis and Kelly look on. Older Louse Poodiggery and poppycock! Whoever had the lice, they're dead now! Cartman eventually devises a test to tell who had head lice mimicking the test in the film The Thing , and rigs it to frame Kenny, whom he assumes has lice because of the fact he is poor and therefore has bad hygiene. Why do you think I went through that elaborate bullcrap experiment to frame Kenny?! Garrison Y-yes, some lice was discovered and the proper action has been taken. And I'm gonna find it! Travis If we find anything, we'll try to send help for the rest of you.
The only person that can spread it here is Kenny. Cartman Everyone take a Petri dish and a syringe. Craig With the lice exam. Ellen to be shot into the sun by Iraqis and has beat the crap out of Cartman. The classes are lined up by grade level, with various screeners waiting at the heads of the lines. We have to get up high! Garrison seems to be preparing an omelet for herself, adding garlic salt and putting it aside.