I need you to listen to me very carefully. Perhaps we need a new angle. Liz, you have beautiful skin. Man: I think a few other firms are coming. It was such a bad thing to have done.
Even better that donkey Ed Chen and Raviga were so blindsided, they're running around with their hair on fire. If you've taken one fucking selfie, I will find it. I tell you, it is, um, it is warm in here. Yeah, it's just, it's the only place with room. Melcher actually signed off on it, but his fiancÃ©e wanted to certify that what we're trying to build complies with their data-handling and security protocols. Well, no, but I I never explicitly said that he wasn't. Two more weeks and Bream-Hall's in business.
I'm just looking at your very embarrassing personal information. Second of all, this isn't a baby. Well, it's a pretty groundbreaking technology. Even as you try and make a boring, racist comment, you can't keep your eyes off my phone. Well, then fund it yourself.
You should be thanking me. I gave you weed, a lot of it. The tech will speak for itself. Well, Laurie, he's waiting upon my instruction. Uh, no, was I supposed to? Erlich noisily clears throat Ladies. I wonder what kind of weird shit you get into. After almost every episode, I've gone to Google to find out what that great song playing during the credits was.
I love the smell of fresh Spackle and hope. We won because of the tech, remember? Oh, shut the fuck up. I tested the prototype last night at his house. Kind of felt like I was settling, you know? I mean, they are offering a discount to people who buy before they build. Um, in fact, actually, just as we were taking off, I walked away. I don't need to waste any more of your time with this.
Does it look like I care? We were a a video chat company for a while. I'd like to be the first to offer you, both, the opportunity to take me off the market. Can you reel it in a little? It's just for the past few hours, you've been a little, um - checked out. We can do the same thing, but with data storage. What it meant to the company was that we went to the finals, and we won. We haven't built the product yet. Well, you seem a bit eager to resolve the situation.
I get pissed at Erlich for not keeping it in his pants, and then I go ahead and do this? I'm giving Silicon Valley the treatment it deserves and giving you a complete list of the songs that play during the closing credits. Jared, you didn't tell all these people that Gavin was still working with the company, did you? But what's also true is that you already mock me endlessly and without mercy, so I have nothing to lose and, potentially, a huge amount to gain. Richard: Well, uh, speaking of heaven, that's probably where you'll think you are when you start saving 25 percent on your data storage. Richard is an introverted computer programmer living in the Hacker Hostel start-up incubator along with his best friend, Big Head, pompous Gilfoyle and dry-witted Dinesh. Okay, I bet someone in your position has been told many times to look before you leap.
It goes without saying, but Liz can never find out about that whole thing between us. You guys said you were proficient in video files, right? That sounds like a scam. It's been a pretty bad Uh, you know what? I mean, how many times did our teeth clink? Too bad it's 10 times what I can afford, 'cause, you know, I quit Periscope to go work for a company with zero prospects, 'cause fuck me. I'll put it down once he stops touching it. That's not really a way to live. Then I go to bed, and it's vidchat. I hear you, and yet I'd like to look at my phone.
Uh, no, um, you told me to name an idea, and so I named one. Yeah, I think I know what you mean. Well, you fucked Dan's last wife the night before he was our judge on the TechCrunch panel, with absolutely no regard for what that meant to the company. If you look at my shit, I'm gonna look at your shit. And after years of busting my ass, I'm finally doing it. Did someone piss in someone's car? Jared: Okay, guys, we've got to calm down.
I'm not letting you fuck this up, okay? Gavin just fucked off to go find himself who knows where. I'm giving Silicon Valley the treatment it deserves by giving you a complete list of the songs that play at the end of the episode. I don't know who you think you are, but you're not supposed to be at this table. Well, let's see if our space-saver app actually saves us any space. Have you seen Keenan yet? The guy who beat the piss out of you? Because you'll never know what was on there and that will slowly drive you down a dark path and torment you, so that every fiber Nuh-uh! Oh, I am so glad this is over.